a satirical
cartoon
She knew that she
was free, and felt afraid,
her army job cut
by those Tory bastards.
She took revenge.
Through Downing Street she blasted
with machine gun,
bazookad Osborne, sprayed
bullets at Gove,
fed Pickles a grenade.
“I'm sorry!”
cried Clegg as his brains were plastered
over the smarmy
face of Dave. It lasted
until she thought
the country surely saved.
But when the dark
and acrid smoke had cleared,
when blood had
ceased to splatter on the wall
and through the
clouds bright sunlight reappeared
she saw the awful
truth, she'd been a fool,
for in Dave's
place now sat a grinning Ed.
Fuck it, she
thought, and shot herself instead.
AW
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