With flood and famine ever present threats,
it pays to be prepared – don’t you agree?
So in these troubled times you need to get
a phone that knows it’s way around the sea
and one that tastes good roasted for your tea.
But, wait! Its limits aren’t exhausted yet!
This creature has a lifetime guarantee –
and buying one won’t leave you trapped in debt.
Plus, if you haven’t eaten it, you can
retain the lobster as a pet or chum.
With grip much stronger than a mortal man,
You Fallout shelter tins will spring undone!
(Though, to be fair, it has one little quirk:
The telephone itself just doesn’t work.)
LM
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| Lobster Telephone by Salvador Dali |
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