Ancient Mariner, yeah? Frankly, if I have to explain this one,
you're probably on the wrong website.
“Have you
been stopping wedding guests again?
Ah, Dave, ya knobber!
Sorry mate, he’s pissed –
he does this sometimes.
Every now and then
he gets all strange and-
well, you got the gist.
What was it this time?
Grizzled Sailor, yeah?
Some supernatural yarn of
salty weirdness?
Mate, don’t be fooled –
ignore the crazy stare,
and this is fake –
he’s actually quite beardless.
The smell,
I’m sad to say, is all his own;
his suit, as you can see’s
had better days;
the tie, the shoes, the
cufflinks, they’re all mine.
I think he
misses Julie, truth be known:
it's weddings kinda make
him act this way,
but odd enough, at
funerals he’s fine.”
AWB
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