The kishi is a two-faced demon in Angola. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
If you can think the mighty throne you’re sat in,
was fairly fought for, just as justly won;
if you can fool the plebs by riffing Latin,
the public schoolboy’s old sine qua non;
if you can state that Bloodline, Breeding, School,
is what keeps Britain great – and think it true;
if you just know those hallowed, ancient rules
apply to other people, not to you;
if you believe that lies and propaganda
are statesmanlike, and Kiplingesque to boot;
then Johnson, (Boris?) (Pfeffel?) Alexander –
fuck off, and suck a bag of dicks en route;
and when you make a heap of all your winnings,
remember that there ain’t a second innings.
|Attribution: https://www.instagram.com/p/BwPsiSzlmbs/ |