I am the shepherd – probably the best
you’ve ever seen. Popular with sheep
the sheep, they love me. Last guy, he just messed
up everything. I fixed it: one clean sweep.
You seen the markets? Wool is up a bunch –
we’re looking at a boom that never ends!
Triumphal mutton will be served at lunch
and also lamb (for just my closest friends).
Another savvy deal: dinners, meet diners!
see, this is doing business in the pro’s!
Ignore my bogus critics and maligners:
I am the greatest – everybody knows
the deaths so wrongly charged to my account
were just the black sheep – clearly they don’t count.
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