Across the tranquil fields from Buckley Oak
there lies the settlement of Grimly Down;
you know whenever Grimmers are in town,
as cats get painted purple for a joke.
Descended from mysterious circus folk ‒
performance artists, jugglers and clowns ‒
whose mission is to mess your minds around
with 'happenings' that baffle and provoke.
Their manor is the Carnival of Dreams,
their credo is "what's strange is for the best
(for things are very rarely as they seem)
and never let the normal people rest."
So bring your flash mobs and your masquerades
to where the smell of greasepaint still pervades.