There’s nothing Doctor Godfrey cannot treat,
From heart attacks and mumps, to gastric flu.
He’ll banish broken bones, and migraines, too.
So come inside his office; take a seat!
The pain is in your stomach and your feet?
Well, soon we’ll have you feeling good as new!
You’ve heard the rumours – every word is true!
This doctor makes the others obsolete!
But Godfrey didn’t learn this expertise –
He sold his soul to Satan late one night.
The Devil grants him miracles with ease,
And now, he can’t do wrong for doing right.
He’ll never turn to evil (that we hope),
He’s Robert Johnson, with a stethoscope.