#23 - Politeness of Princes

HOW VERY DARE anyone suggest that Fay Roberts forgot that ze was supposed to be doing one of these until 1:30am the day after. Outrageous calumny!

Some might just call me cynical
to limit myself thus;
on this day I wax lyrical

I try to be empirical,
the method is a plus;
some might just call me cynical

While others are satirical,
or like to sometimes cuss
On this day I wax lyrical

It’s like a shitty miracle;
I feel like I’m concussed.
(Some might just call me cynical.)

Rhymezone suggests “spagyrical”,
while this is much less fuss;
On this day I wax lyrical,

O, poem panegyrical,
this structure looks quite sus...
Some might just call me cynical
On this day I wax lyrical