A list of famous Slovene's pretty short
(at least the ones we've heard of over here)
but you're a creature of a different sort ‒
yes, you stand out from all of them my dear.
Not for your multilingual expertise,
nor for your catwalk prowess in Milan ‒
most people only really noticed these
when you got married to that awful man.
Your infamy is mainly not your fault,
the problem lies with what your husband's done ‒
as sexual predation and assault
are redefined as 'simply having fun'.
A man with no compassion in his face,
a witless, narcissistic waste of space.