23 February 2015

#23 - The Vulgar Boatman

The fucking water's fucking thick and brown,
it's filled with every fucking kind of shit
from fucking here to fucking Grimly Down
fuck knows what those mad fuckers dump in it.

And fucking tourists haven't got a clue
can't tell a fucking dinghy from a punt,
think tacking is what fucking hammers do
those fucking useless bunch of fucking cunts.

I'm fucking getting sick and fucking tired
of life aboard this poxy fucking boat
the fucking engine's fucking near expired
and soon the fucking fuck won't even float
this fucking river lark's a fucking farce,
so fuck you all and kiss my fucking arse.


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