23 February 2015

#23 - The Vulgar Boatman

The fucking water's fucking thick and brown,
it's filled with every fucking kind of shit
from fucking here to fucking Grimly Down ‒
fuck knows what those mad fuckers dump in it.

And fucking tourists haven't got a clue ‒
can't tell a fucking dinghy from a punt,
think tacking is what fucking hammers do ‒
those fucking useless bunch of fucking cunts.

I'm fucking getting sick and fucking tired
of life aboard this poxy fucking boat ‒
the fucking engine's fucking near expired
and soon the fucking fuck won't even float ‒
this fucking river lark's a fucking farce,
so fuck you all ‒ and kiss my fucking arse.

RJT

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