I’m the biggest fucking badass in the land;
I shock and awe the Empire of the Sun.
I’m desecrating dynasties by hand,
don’t need no stinking dude to get it done.
This Army of the Lady I command
is tearing up your territories for fun;
you motherfuckers better understand:
a daughter’s way more deadly than a son.
So maybe show a little damn respect –
a movie of my life is overdue!
I’ve paid the piper, now I will collect
acknowledgement and reverence from you.
So fear the Princess from the working class,
and shove that fucking Mulan up your ass.
|Not actual footage|